parskis

jitterati:

jitterati:
womanhood and having a voyeuristic relationship with your own pain
“am i suffering beautifully?” “is my agony lovable?”

pope-goodvibes:

pope-goodvibes:
middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender
MENopause, MENstruation, MANslaughter… all a womans problems start with MEN!!!!!
*pic of minion sipping wine*

aliceferrow:

desert vision

parskis:

Not to sound like an incel but why can’t the idea of having sex sometimes have sex with you instead of an actual person
Ok I guess that’s kinda the opposite of an incel.. but my point is sometimes I get h*rny, but just for like the fact of being had sex with– but like, you have to do that with an actual physical person? ….weird

Ok I didn’t phrase this well but basically what I’m saying is WHY do I have to physically have sex with someone to satiate the urge to physically have sex with someone

Not to sound like an incel but why can’t the idea of having sex sometimes have sex with you instead of an actual person

Ok I guess that’s kinda the opposite of an incel.. but my point is sometimes I get h*rny, but just for like the fact of being had sex with– but like, you have to do that with an actual physical person? ….weird

gayshagirl:

xlaxtron:
What we know about Jolene: beauty beyond compare, flaming locks of auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green, smile like a breath of spring, voice soft like summer rain
What we know about ‘my man’: talks in his sleep
Guess I’m back to spreading my homosexual Jolene propaganda